Our Job

APRIL 13, 2019

OUR JOB

GUEST USER

Dear Resident(s),

         The concierge is employed to assist you in resolving building related issues, not problems in your personal life. We prefer not to listen to your personal opinion on anything and everything. It is NOT in our job description to be forced to hear you pontificate about your political ideology. There are plenty of people who'd love to hear your ideas and many mediums on which to express such views. The concierge is not one of those people and the main lobby is not one of those places. What,  you were sexually assaulted by your BF's fiancee?? That's horrible. You're telling moi, but not the police. Why? Wouldn't they be far more helpful in that situation? No, you cannot "rent" out the concierge for adult services. "Full" service in this biz means 24 hours. We're not escorts. (We don't provide promotional services for them either and I don't know where the "hoes" stay at). We don't know where you can get drugs, and we prefer not to be  an unwitting middleman in your transactions. (Don't pass us any envelopes with your paraphernalia half hanging out of it). We're also do not provide emergency babysitting services either. We're strangers. Why would you let me into your home to watch your children? Talking to me for 5 minutes doesn't mean we're your BFF. Plus we're always your buddy until rules are enforced. Then we're El Diablo. Once again, we're employees and here to work. Please don't take it personally. Thank you.

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